Questions must be in English. Fame is non-negotiable. Virago One on One - Ep.3

Meet my 7-year-old niece. She already has better boundaries than you.

This week, I interviewed my most demanding guest to date: my 7-year-old niece, Olivia Llompart Colón.

Before agreeing to the interview, she sent me three voicemails outlining her terms—questions must be in English, she might be too nervous, and, most importantly, she wanted to know if this would make her famous.

Olivia hates rude people and recently won a kindness award, which stirred up mixed feelings in her friend group. You see, Olivia is a proud snitch. She has no issue reporting any funny business to her teachers, mostly because she has zero patience for confronting difficult people herself.

She loves @SabrinaCarpenter, but could do without the profanity. Her social life is thriving (most of her friends’ names start with M), and if you don’t like dogs, you’d be in trouble under Olivia’s rule—because she’d make owning one mandatory.

She sings, dances, draws, and answered all my questions with the kind of confidence that only a 7-year-old with a strong moral compass dressed in sequins can bring.

Please enjoy these six minutes with the future ruler of us all: